Best Mexican Jokes
Q. Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? A. So they have something to unwrap.
Q. Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A. Cause nobody will look for them.
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have a olympic team? A. Because every Mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
Q. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? A. Unemployed.
Q. What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? A. Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
Q. Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? A. Me neither.
Q. What is the greatest Mexican invention? A. A solar powered flash light.
Q. How Do You Starve A Mexican? A. Place their food stamps in their work boots.
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan.
Q. Why are Mexicans so small? A. They all live in basement apartments.
Q: How do you find out the population of Mexico? A: Drop a peso on the ground.
Q. Why do Mexicans drive low riders? A. They are too small to get into any other type of car.
Q. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? A. Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Q: How do you find the richest person in Mexico? A: Roll a quarter down the street!
Q. What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? A. Chingos.
Q: Why did Coke fire the Mexican? A: He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? A: One can raise a child.
Q: What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? A: Carlos….
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A: A Beaner-Schnitzel.
Q: What do you call a Mexican quarterback? A: El Paso.
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